Saturday 13 April 2013

Bon appetit!

You know it’s going to be a good night when one of your guests turns up with a bottle of Moet and another comes dressed in a can-can costume.

Yes, dear readers, it was French night at the Montmartre end of Croydon Hills, the second Dinner Party Project event. It was a time to celebrate all things Parisienne, paying homage to the Eiffel Tower with the obligatory statue as our table centerpiece and subjecting our eardrums to many repeat plays of the Manhattan Transfer mumbling ‘Chanson d’Amour’.

Our guests—longtime and valued colleagues and their spouses—arrived in varying degrees of French fashion. Berets were the order of the day for Bernie, Ian and myself, while Raelene and Jen opted for leetle black dresses (tres chic).


Marg looked ooh-la-la in her satin and feathered can-can concoction, dressed as if she’d come straight from stage of the Moulin Rouge (well, maybe not exactly; her outfit thankfully included a bodice).


  Dapper Dante came attired a la Inspector Poirot, poised to investigate potential crimes against French cuisine. While strictly speaking his character was not French (as Poirot himself would no doubt remind us), it was close enough. Wayne rounded off our little group in his suit and tie, looking all the world like a waiter—which turned out to be handy, because that’s what he became.

Escargot and frogs legs were off the menu, but onion soup was on. Speaking of which, I have a gripe or two with the Francais regarding this dish.

Gripe one: the recipe said to cook the onions till they were dark brown and sweet, noting that this could take a while. The recipe was right about that. It took three hours. Gripe two: after three hours of reducing, there wasn’t too much liquid left in the saucepan and I had to serve eight bowls out of it. H’mmm. The solution? Drink some more champagne, and frankly that’s the only liquid you need.

There’s something about French food that reminds you that life is good and that food is as much about fellowship as it is about filling your stomach. There’s a delight in following a recipe that has been cooked by generations of people who have also shared stories, laughter and a good wine over dinner.


Indeed, how can you go wrong with the rich flavours of slow-cooked beef bourguignon, its garlic and onion-infused gravy soaking into the silky mash? Or the warm, smooth chocolate sauce poured over the light, cream-filled profiteroles? Actually, we could have gone wrong there, because choux pastry can be tricky to make. At least, it might have been tricky had we tried to make it. Luckily we didn’t.  M’sieur Coles came to the rescue there. 

And so the second Dinner Party Project came to end, but not before we enjoyed a sip or two of port and a selection of cheese. Bon nuit, mes amis.

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